Sunday, February 22, 2009

THIS ROAD DON'T GO TO NAIL

Scene: Brad and Mike on the side of the road fixing the second flat of the day. The sun is setting fast!
Locals drive up in a 80's S-10 and get out.

Brad: "How goes it?"

Local: "What the hell you think you doin'?

Mike: "Headin' down the road. On a little training ride. Headed to Nail."

Local: "Nail?"

Brad: "Sure. This road only runs one way captain. Haven'tcha heard"

Local: "You ain't never gonna git down to Nail."

Mike: "Well why not?"

Local: "Cuz...this road don't go to Nail. You done taken a wrong turn. Ya see ah, this here road don't go nowhere near Nail."

Brad: "Where does it go then?"

Local: "Boy you are a lost one, ain'tcha?"

Brad: "Well hell this road's gotta come out somewhere. That's where we're goin'...somewhere. Look. We don't want any trouble here."







7 comments:

Brad Jackson said...

I thought this would stay between me and you? He did have a gentle touch:)

byron said...

scary.

Melody! said...

Sorry Brad I knew you wouldn't mind.

It really wasn't that scary Byron. We knew where we were;)

Michelle said...

What the hell is "Nail?"

Melody! said...

It is a town in between Swain and Deer in AR.

Thanks for stopping by.

jueves said...

is this dead ?

Melody! said...

Now you here, not it is .