THIS ROAD DON'T GO TO NAIL

Scene: Brad and Mike on the side of the road fixing the second flat of the day. The sun is setting fast!
Locals drive up in a 80's S-10 and get out.

Brad: "How goes it?"

Local: "What the hell you think you doin'?

Mike: "Headin' down the road. On a little training ride. Headed to Nail."

Local: "Nail?"

Brad: "Sure. This road only runs one way captain. Haven'tcha heard"

Local: "You ain't never gonna git down to Nail."

Mike: "Well why not?"

Local: "Cuz...this road don't go to Nail. You done taken a wrong turn. Ya see ah, this here road don't go nowhere near Nail."

Brad: "Where does it go then?"

Local: "Boy you are a lost one, ain'tcha?"

Brad: "Well hell this road's gotta come out somewhere. That's where we're goin'...somewhere. Look. We don't want any trouble here."

BACK TO THE FRONT

BRAD AND MIKE CLIMBED CAVE MOUNTAIN TODAY

The plumb.


The bobs.

50/40, country lanes, ne.

33/40, country lanes, se.

BIG FUN

Mr. Smith,

I appreciate your talents and the anticipation to the weekly party!



Sincerely,

Mr. Mertz

The Revolution Will Not Be Televised- Gil Scott Heron
by larsen42